* Agumon (Adventure) should apologize to the next generations of main-character Digimon for setting the stereotype that they all should be fire-type and at least halfway dinosaur or dragon.
* Gabumon should apologize to all protesters against fur coats.
* Biyomon should apologize, on behalf of the entire Digimon cast who wasn't fortunate enough to be related to Taichi, Yamato or any of their relatives, for the fact they never got to evolve beyond perfect/ultimate. Where the hell are Phoenixmon, HerculesKabuterimon, Vikemon and Rosemon, damnit?! (No, the Savers Rosemon doesn't count.)
* Palmon should apologize to me personally for having such a horrendous evolutionary line. I DEMAND A PLANT DIGIMON THAT LOOKS GOOD THROUGH -ALL- OF ITS STAGES, DAMNIT. ;-;
* Gomamon should apologize to the fish he slave-drives as part of his attack.
* Tentomon should apologize to H.R. Giger. Because, for frell's sake. Kabuterimon looks like a Xenomorph. >>
* Patamon should apologize to the laws of Aerodynamics - he should NOT be able to fly, ESPECIALLY with these... ears.
* Gatomon/Tailmon should apologize to Sailor Moon. Her evolution to Angewomon goes just a bit TOO well
with the Sailor Moon Transformation sequence music.
* Veemon should apologize to Azulongmon/Qinglongmon for borrowing his spare horn for his Raidramon/Lighdramon armor and forgetting to return it.
* Hawkmon should apologize to native americans for the stereotypical indian feather stuck in his head.
* Armadillomon/Armadimon should apologize to Angemon - if he didn't have to fuse with him to get to his final form, he wouldn't look like a frelling robotic teapot (HOW the HELL does Dinosaur + Angel = Teapot?!)
* Wormmon should apologize to the Kamen Rider franchise for Stingmon's existence.
* Guilmon should apologize to a lot of Virus-types for being on the good guys' side for a change.
* Renamon doesn't owe anyone an apology. However, half the furry community owes her a fucking huge apology, for obvious reasons. X_X
* Terriermon should apologize to Keitai Denjuu Telefang for excessive use of gunarms, and also to the entire Mecha Anime style. (MegaGargomon/SaintGalgomon anyone?)
* Calumon should apologize to people who think small creatures with huge eyes and high-pitched voices who prance around acting like hyperactive three year olds are annoying.
* Impmon should apologize to all pyromaniacs in Japan who hoped that maybe he WILL burn the city after all.
* Leomon should apologize to all those who DON'T know that all Leomons keep dying and will continue dying, apparantly, forever.
* Guardromon should apologize to the industrial stove he used to be before turning into a robot.
* Cyberdramon should apologize to his therapist, for the severe amount of physical abuse that he must have put him through every time he had the nerve to suggest that Cyberdramon might be having a split personality...
* Lopmon should apologize to his dubbers for the trouble he caused them (not only they thought he was female, they also had to figure out what to do with the episode Suzie/Shuichon tried to teach him how to talk properly >>)
* MarineAngemon should apologize to all Mega Digimon for looking and acting like an In-Training. >>
* Agumon (Savers) should apologize to Agumon (Adventure) because DAMNIT, those holes-for-nostrils...
* Gaomon should apologize to anyone who thought the rest of his evolutionary line would look awesome. Also to anyone who is getting tired of his incessant 'Yes, Master!'-ing.
* Lalamon should apologize to Ken Sugimori because Sunflowmon is a total ripoff of Sunflora, to Lillymon for stealing her Mega form and the gimmick of evolving into an annoying pink faerie out of a totally unrelated freaky plant, and also to the dubbers who are going to have to edit just about any scene she appears in because she can't keep her clothes on for more than five minutes (Sailor-Moon style attacks and transformation sequence... HALP... X_X). Oh yeah. And to Zoe/Izumi too, for being just about as useful as she was.
* Falcomon should apologize to the original Falcomon and its evolutionary line because Diatrymon>Peckmon, and DEFINITELY Valdurmon>Ravemon. >>
* Kudamon should apologize to anyone who has doubts regarding his sexual identity - it's not his fault he has a woman's voice!
* the two Chessmon should apologize for never hitting their Mega stage and being generally ineffectual.
* Lastly, Kamemon should apologize to the aesthetic sense of all of us for his Adult/Champion form. MY EYES. THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING. x_x