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Among them the batch of legendary trios for this gen...



Take a look at Cobalon. Doesn't it look like he's missing something?



Better, yes. Quite, quite.
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Kuitarans are awesome sources of experience. Virtually EXP in a Can. And their cry sounds like they're going BAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Sun Gods always were particularily fond of human sacrifice, but thanks to hours upon hours of grinding, Sol has finally reached the culmination of its potential. He is now an Urgamoth and one righteous sun-of-a-bitch. Cytan the Uniran has been pulled out of Mothballs and is on the fast track to becoming a Ranculus.

Elite Four, today I kick your wierdly-typed asses.
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Merarva takes freaking ages to level up. But punching badly drawn polar bears in the face is ALWAYS fun.

So.

Sep. 24th, 2010 10:03 pm
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Excel finally evolved into Axeface Dragon of Kickass and Unfortunate Carapace Coloration, doing so in the Dragon Spiral Tower north of Sekka City. This tower and the grass around it is also inhabited by these things:



I SAID CONSUMMATE V'S! Man. Gamefreak wouldn't know majesty if it hit them in the face.

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Cannot fucking unsee.
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Just like last entry. )

On the whole, this gen has several misses an a HELL of a lot of hits. I am SO looking forward to properly playing this one, it's not even funny anymore. I can't even think of one team I want, there are so many creatures I want to try training. One thing is certain though. Generation V is full of pure unrefined win and awesome. ^_____________^
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These... things... are the 2012 London Olympic and Paralympic mascots, Wenlock and Mandeville.

And honestly, to me they look like either the spawn of an Unown and a Starman (or Dandel and Teletel of Keitai Denjuu Telefang fame), or something out of Digital Devil Saga. Their backstory states that they were created from drips of steel from the girders used to construct the Olympic stadium and that their massive freakish mono-eyes are supposed to represent cameras.

Which led to this:





WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE.





I think it saw you...

Penumbra Palmsexual says:
DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME
shiiiit
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
shit geeze fucking fuck
Schrödinger's Chat says:
exactly XD
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
gawd thats creepy
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
and im sleepy
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
so its even worse
Schrödinger's Chat says:
the creepy is the whole point really XD
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
which is fucking awesome
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
Fffffffffffffffffff
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
ugh. gawd. like castlevanian and TGL had a metroid child
Schrödinger's Chat says:
... XD
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
CV and TGL put their seed in the Metroid serrogate mother
Schrödinger's Chat says:
and then the whole thing was infected by X-parasites and ported to DDS.
Schrödinger's Chat says:
after boot camp in silent hill
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
XDDD
Penumbra Palmsexual says:
just shove as many crazy weird fandoms in there as possible
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Megan:

Brb, fire drill.

Me:



FIRE DRILL ACQUIRED. DAH NAH NAH NAAAAAAAAAH.
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Image stolen shamelessly from Serebii.net.

GENTLEMEN, NEW POKEMON SILLHOUETTE REVEALED.

And it looks like Lucario and Mightyena had a lovechild and it went supersaiyan.

... This has massive awesomeness potential. Although...

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Whatever it is, the sillhouette looks nice. Let's just hope it doesn't have a Magmortar-y head-tumor. Or sonic eyes.
Racie says:
I dunno, it has a bad case of wasp waist and mega mullet >>
Racie says:
... Shit, I know what it is about it that's tweaking me. IT'S A DENJUU.
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
OH MY DOG XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
AS IF RHYPERIOR WASN'T BAD ENOUGH
Racie says:
the stance, the anatomy, it screams HAVE YOU HAD CURRY

Clearly this creature is The Big Bad Wolf... )
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HE REIGNS IN THE HALL OF ORIGIN ABOVE
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As envisioned by my twisted mind. Apologies to the Chinese. No offense intended.

Kess: Pekiwhattens were bred to look like lions, because it's a sacred animal and the Chinese couldn't have lions. So they made "lion-dogs".

Me: They don't look like lions, though. they look like... Punched-in-the-face little fucks.

Kess: I think the people whom bred Pekinese hadn't ever seen a lion.

Me: Or maybe they were too busy getting in the car to get a good look...

Kess: Or doing monk-kung-fu.

Me: "Today, we tlavel to the Aflican Savannahs to captule a glimpse of the sacled lion, so that we may bleed a bleed of dog that would look like one! Can you imagine the excitement? ^_____^"

"RAWR I'M A LION! >:3"

"HOLY YING-TING-TONG, IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAL!"

... Imagine a lion running majestically through the savanna, looking all RAWR, charging blindly into a small compact Chinese bootleg of a Hummer.

SPLAT!

Kess: Ying ting tong. XD

Me: By the time it peels its face off the windshield, sliding off cartoonishly, the mental image was forever burned into the mind of our intrepid Shaolin explorers.... and thus was the Pekinese dog born. By breeding tiny little fuckers and running them over with bootleg Hummers.

... they were probably foot powered. Like in the Flintstones.



BEHOLD, THE CHINESE HUMMEL, A MALVEL OF MODELN SCIENCE!

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