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Ensign Pants says:

I lolled.
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
... pfff
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
CHOM
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Not shown: Blaziken face assuming the EVO expression and a minus ten floating about in the air
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
i love the file name too. Roman Girafarig. Makes me picture a Girafarig in a toga with like a laurel wreath
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
FRIENDS.
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
ROMANS.
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
COUNTRYMEN.
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
CHOM!
Ensign Pants says:
EVO WRAAAH expression : D
Ensign Pants says:
XD also. hailing them all with CHOM
= a crowd of girafariis, all their butts facing forward. the buttmouths are all : D
Ensign Pants says:
call to chom arms
Ensign Pants says:
call to tails
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Pundora's Box has been opened, and has been steadily projecting moar and more terrible puns for a few days.

Bahamut: i can knit now
Admiral Tupper: Sadly, the only thing I can knit is my brow.
Ninety: i used to know how to crochet
StellarWind Elsydeon: Then you took a needle to the knee?
Ninety: FUCK YOU
Ninety: I hate that stupid joke
StellarWind Elsydeon: My, didn't know you were that touchy about that injury.
Ninety: AAAAAAAAAAAAAUGUHHHIHGHGH
StellarWind Elsydeon: Mission accomplished. (Trots off to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY)
Dr. Kuroboom: One of the guards told me "HANDS TO YOURSELF SNEAK THIEF!" so I stole the clothes off his back.
Test "Shiro-kun" Bughearst: ... I just become a Thanein that particular town and do whatever the fuck I want. Also Ninety shouldn't be so... crochety. B)
Dr. Kuroboom: I'm sure he'll spin you a yarn about how he's on pins and needles about sew and sew.
StellarWind Elsydeon: And expect us to take it as if it were dyed in the wool even though the story hangs by a thread.
StellarWind Elsydeon: (Oh the puns we fabricate.)
StellarWind Elsydeon: (A fine quilt of text-tiling)
Bahamut: i think i hate you all
ch00beh: You don't sound sew sure about that
Ninety: i hate you all
Adrammolech: choobs, kuroboom already made that pun. i mean, i hate to knitpick, but seriously.
StellarWind Elsydeon: Well, what do you expect him to do with us stringing this out for so long?
Bahamut: you guys are leaving me in stitches ¬¬
Ninety: I am never coming back to this website.
ch00beh: I do knit care
Test "Shiro-kun" Bughearst: I'm yarning for some more puns, guys.
ch00beh: no
Dr. Kuroboom: Put a sock in it. All of these puns are cut from the same cloth.
Admiral Tupper: I don't mean to needle, but what are all these puns about?
StellarWind Elsydeon: *sigh* Weave been through this already. >>
Test "Shiro-kun" Bughearst: We can't just leave him bobbin for answers. We need to pin an answer down for him.
StellarWind Elsydeon: And here I thought the end of this particular thread was looming on the horizon...
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And though he has faded from belief by many, there is still one they all expect. In their tongue, he is Santakiin, Reindeerborn!



Contrary to popular belief, he distributes the damn presents HIMSELF. Well, he used to have Reindeer... but then they took an arrow to the knee.

... In all seriousness, Merry Christmas, folks. Hope you're having a great one. ^^
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Because it was about to expire and they demanded a completely ridiculous price to renew it.

So I moved hosts.

And somewhere along the move the forum database went keput. Fortunately I saved all the threads that needed to be saved. These (primarily RPs) will be processed and re-uploaded soonish. Otherwise.. Derp. XD

Seriously.

Aug. 29th, 2010 03:28 pm
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As if Electivire couldn't get any more retarded-herpderpy, it just did.

And to make matters even lulzier, Katsu pointed out the resemblance between this... thing... and Doctor Ivo Robotnik. And holy zomg, I can't believe I never thought of that before. The 'botniky 'moustache', the inane grin, the red-on-black eyes, the general egg shape... Holy carp. XD

Mind = blown.
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"When you hold someone in your arms, the good feeling is you feel the body heat. That's the infra-red radiation, that radiates at about 100 Joules per second. 100 watts. An electric blanket is only 50 watts. So a partner is about twice as effective as an electric blanket. Maybe also more fun."

"If you ever work on your car, make sure that you never drop accidentally the wrench that you're using onto the battery - because if you did then, inside the battery, about 6 kilowatts - 6000 joules per second - are going to be produced in terms of heat, and the sulfuric acid is going to boil, the case may melt, and that's no good. Not only is that stupid, but it's also very dangerous. So let's do it."

"I'm going to short out that battery, and as I do that, you will clearly see that the battery doesn't like it. I will be very careful not to hold on to this wrench too long, because it would weld onto it, actually, it can weld on to it and stay there, the current is so high, it can go up to 600 amperes, that it can weld onto it, and then you can't get it off any more.

In case that happens, I will walk out of here. And I advise you to do the same."

Prof. Walter Lewin FTW.
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Seems like people are referring to what I do to PokeMon when I draw them as 'stelification' or variations of which... (the latest I've seen was "Of all the pokemon that you could have done, I never expected Jynx as one you'd stellarfy", but I've seen 'Stellarize', 'Stelify' and assorted other variants before)...


And Racie just told me that the literal first thing that came to her mind when she ran into a dragonfly that she thought I'd like and had a color scheme that was very me-ish was "... That is the most stellular dragonfly ever."

I am not sure WHAT to think. XD
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Scientists to analyse Ozzy Osbourne's genome to find out why he is still alive.

On a side note, that IS a good question.

On another side note, the creature that Meguroko is based on is flipping adorable. (Caution, huge image in link).
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"Today, in history class, we were studying the ancient city states of Ancient Greece. Our teacher (the classic old history teacher) had a rolling chalkboard with a map of greece, and we tried to label them of a reading in our textbook. Our teacher pointed at one unmarked city and asked, "What city is this?" No one answered. After the awkward silence, our teacher yelled "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kicked the chalkboard to the floor. MLIA"

(Dies of roffles)
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But seriously.



Highly fucking approved. With all this flotilla bullshit lately, it's about time some satire emerged. >>;

The exam came and went and I'm pretty certain I passed. I completely fucked one question up and I KNOW I did, but there were three that I could do in my -sleep- and one that I think I got right (silly absolute values). I'm pretty sure I got a few of the true/false questions right - so I expect at least a passing grade.

That's all I really want/need, too.
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"Let's make a PSP game that features a Sony PSP R&D worker who discovers invisible monsters that you can ONLY SEE WITH THE PSP, market it along with a webcam for the PSP and a silly physical 'trap' which the camera will reocgnize - and now he's trying to Catch 'em All and train them to kill - errr - to battle each other that is! Oh yes, and the lead villain is a guy who hacked into the labs to steal the technology (because obviously these monsters are so special and there aren't any monster-raising games for any other console liek oh mah gawd) and is employed by some Face-Heel-Turn Billionaire! AND ALL THIS BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE REVOLVES AROUND THE PSP AND ADDONS FOR THE PSP".

... Yes, It's as fucking ridiculous as it sounds. And the sad thing? It's real. It's scheduled for a Fall 2010 release and it's real.

And the creatures unveiled on the official site are very boring and uninspired. >>;

What is it with Sony getting such a hard-on for 'augmented reality' anyway? I mean, after the whole fiasco with the Children's Card Game That Is Played Through The PS3... >>;
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Supposedly taken from a 1962 Honda Motorcycle riders' manual...

1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

2. When a passenger of the foot hooves in sight, tootle the horn trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning, "Hi, Hi !"

3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.

4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. Press the foot brake as you roll around the corners, and save the collapse and tie up.
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Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/comic books/literary works/television series and put their summaries from Better Than It Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.

This was a bitch to do because apparently most of my fandoms are too obscure for TVTropes! ><

Onward! )

Oh my dog.

Apr. 24th, 2010 09:04 pm
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