Further terrifyingness:

[stellarwind]

Lurrvurr ... leee says:
i find it funny they are called space pirates. its like.. dogs and humans ...

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
XD

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Space Pirates! Now a taxonomical classification

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Arrpiratus Spatialus

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
... FUCKIT. Now I have a goddamn road runner metroid cartoon in my head

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
SAMUS ARAN Hotchickus Inarmorus

SPACE PIRATE Anthrobuggus Arrmateyus

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
...

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
The very idea of Samus speed-boosting, then stopping in midair, going all "MEEP MEEP!" and hyperjumping into the atmosphere amuses me. >>;;;

An even more terrifying thing is that the closest thing to the Road Runner in the Metroid-verse is the Dachora, and one of them actually teaches Samus the speed-boost-hyperjump technique. I guess that means something in some cosmic manner... >>;

Is Mother Brain an ACME product?