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stellarwind) wrote2011-02-01 08:40 am
stellarwind) wrote2011-02-01 08:40 am
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How to Save the Planet (A Simple, 5-Step Guide):
Step 1: Build a huge *eff*ing keyboard the size of a small continent.
Step 2: Plug its cable into the deepest point of the Mariana Trench (closest to the Earth's Core we could probably get, as dumping the cable into a volcano would be rather... counterproductive).
Step 3: Get a few large tag teams of humans to scale this mighty keyboard, and then jump around on the Ctrl+S keys.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PLANET SAVED.
(Warning: Make sure to keep complete idiots away from keyboard. The last thing we need is the planet being CTRL+ALT+DEL'd. Or Shift-F5'd. That would not be good.)
This entry has been brought to you by Insanity in Green: Because you can't spell 'Environmental' without 'Mental'!
Step 2: Plug its cable into the deepest point of the Mariana Trench (closest to the Earth's Core we could probably get, as dumping the cable into a volcano would be rather... counterproductive).
Step 3: Get a few large tag teams of humans to scale this mighty keyboard, and then jump around on the Ctrl+S keys.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: PLANET SAVED.
(Warning: Make sure to keep complete idiots away from keyboard. The last thing we need is the planet being CTRL+ALT+DEL'd. Or Shift-F5'd. That would not be good.)
This entry has been brought to you by Insanity in Green: Because you can't spell 'Environmental' without 'Mental'!