Today's update: Too Much StarCraft.

[stellarwind]

From the 'charms chat...

·StellarWind· How're ya?
[100]«DoctorOak» knackered
[100]«DoctorOak» running a shop for 6 hours isn't fun
·StellarWind· I can imagine. x-x
[100]«DoctorOak» especially not when a guy with a JCB
[100]«DoctorOak» decides it'll be fun to cut a power cable while he's digging down the road
[100]«DoctorOak» and knock the power off
·StellarWind· ... I have no idea what a JCB is, but... ack. x_X
[100]«DoctorOak» leaving us running on backup generators that don't have a very long battery life
[100]«DoctorOak» and every other shop on the road dead
[100]«DoctorOak» and us getting all their customers at once
·StellarWind· So basically, it's liek dealing with a Zerg Rush? >>;
[100]«DoctorOak» lol
[100]«DoctorOak» you can kill Zergs
·StellarWind· Yes. Customers would be more of a problem. >>;
·StellarWind· At least if you people want to stay in business XD

Comments

[falsevagabond.livejournal.com]

WE REQUIRE MOAR CUSTOMERS!

Or, in this case, moar dead customers :3

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't they reincarnate as Department Store Spooks though?

(Ugh, I HATED that part of EB... >>;)

[theblueavenger.livejournal.com]

I think everyone did.

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

The ultimate humiliation one could go through is to be defeated by a frelling cup of COFFEE.

And the lack of Paula, aw mah GAWD. X_x

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

The records were evil, but not quite as humiliating as being burned alive by espresso.

And Jeff was useless -until- you unleashed the Multi-Bottle-Rockets of doom and the Bazooka thing which were pretty well fucking -LEEEEEEEETHAL-. XD