Spike Milligan FTW.

[stellarwind]

"A peanut sat on the railroad track
His heart was all aflutter
The five-fifteen came rushing by
Toot toot! Peanut butter."

Comments

[kapostrophe.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds awfully familiar. ;D
I should have a look through the book it came from for others you might enjoy. :D

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

I must thank you for alerting me to the existence of this gem XD