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A few revelations.
Jul. 24th, 2007 05:36 amA few things have come to my attention today.
1. Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf, aka Psychic Midget Patrol, are associated in the translated version with Intelligence, Emotion and Willpower. However, originally, they were associated with Wisdom, Courage and Power.
Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah... Waitaminute... THE PSYCHIC MIDGETS ARE THE TRIFORCE. O_O
... And then you have Cyrus, the team galaxy boss. Tall guy, spiky cyan hair, looks angry... waitaminute, what happens when you color-swap that and add a bit of a beard?
INSTANT GANONDORF, THAT'S WHAT.
This leads to two obvious conclusions:
A. Prof. Rowan is really a Deku Tree.
B. ... Dialga and/or Palkia are Zelda.
At this point it's obvious that my mind has a broken link. but the second revelation of the day made my brain officially break.
2. Harry Potter's main child/teenager characters are all mustelline-related in some way. I mean... Harry Potter, Ron Weasely, and Hermione (which is a hell of a lot like Ermine) Granger. Also take into account that Draco Malfoy, the primary child antagonist, has experience at being a ferret (maybe a sign that there is a bit of good in him after all xD)
... Which kinda explains the whole Voldemort/Snake thing. Even though Mongooses aren't true mustellines, they look a hell of a lot alike. And we all know the legendary Mongoose/Snake Genetic Rivalry (Zangoose Zangoose Zangoose... Shroomish Shroomish?) >>
Dear Mrs. Rowling. As much as I love your work, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I've had it with those MOTHERF***ING MUSTELLINES ON THAT MOTHERF****ING PLANE!
That is all. XD
1. Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf, aka Psychic Midget Patrol, are associated in the translated version with Intelligence, Emotion and Willpower. However, originally, they were associated with Wisdom, Courage and Power.
Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah... Waitaminute... THE PSYCHIC MIDGETS ARE THE TRIFORCE. O_O
... And then you have Cyrus, the team galaxy boss. Tall guy, spiky cyan hair, looks angry... waitaminute, what happens when you color-swap that and add a bit of a beard?
INSTANT GANONDORF, THAT'S WHAT.
This leads to two obvious conclusions:
A. Prof. Rowan is really a Deku Tree.
B. ... Dialga and/or Palkia are Zelda.
At this point it's obvious that my mind has a broken link. but the second revelation of the day made my brain officially break.
2. Harry Potter's main child/teenager characters are all mustelline-related in some way. I mean... Harry Potter, Ron Weasely, and Hermione (which is a hell of a lot like Ermine) Granger. Also take into account that Draco Malfoy, the primary child antagonist, has experience at being a ferret (maybe a sign that there is a bit of good in him after all xD)
... Which kinda explains the whole Voldemort/Snake thing. Even though Mongooses aren't true mustellines, they look a hell of a lot alike. And we all know the legendary Mongoose/Snake Genetic Rivalry (Zangoose Zangoose Zangoose... Shroomish Shroomish?) >>
Dear Mrs. Rowling. As much as I love your work, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I've had it with those MOTHERF***ING MUSTELLINES ON THAT MOTHERF****ING PLANE!
That is all. XD
