... Jesus F*cking Christ on a Pogo Stick.

"Well a new Japanese Episod eTitle has been unveiled for another upcoming episode:

Episode 523: Aipom & Buizel! Respective Roads!"

News report yoinked from Serebii (complete with all the relevant typos).

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I mean, first Ash getting Paul's Chimchar, and now THIS. >>

GOD DAMNIT, HOW FUCKING PERDICTABLE IS THIS SERIES GOING TO GET?!