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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Apreture Science:
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us
(Except the ones who are dead.)

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'till you run out cake
And the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive...

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now those points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
think of all the things we've learned
for the people who are still alive...

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you...
... Maybe Black Mesa.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA.
FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great
it's so delicious and moist

Look at me, still talking while there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive...
And believe me, I am still alive...
I'm doing science and I'm still alive...
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive...
When you're dying I'll be still alive...
And when you're dead I will be still alive...
Still alive...
Still Alive!