... Huh.

So. Final SSBB Roster revealed. And personally I think that the developers should jump into a volcano.
Oh, don't get me wrong - some of the lineup looks awesome. I'm dying to actually play this. It's just that, well...

Sakurai goes about, dramatically declaring that there will be no clone characters in Brawl - and yet, surprise surprise - we get a whole fucking herd of them. Why exactly did we need Wolf O'Donnel AND Falco? Or Toon Link? >>;

AND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ONLY ONE METROID PLAYABLE CHARACTER?!

(ahem)

On other news.

From the 'charms RP forum's character bio thread.
Most epic n00b post ever. I CAN HAS RPG GAME?

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