Yoinked from Katie.

1) Go on Wikipedia.
2) Click Random Page - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The title of this article is your band name.
3) Click Random Page again. This is your album name.
4) Click 12 more times. These articles are the CD's tracks.

Band Name: Dysschema
Album: Xylorhiza

Tracks:

1) Marjorie Hill
2) Time on Earth
3) Huaca de la Luna
4) Instant Karma!
5) h2g2
6) System Identification
7) Town of Roma
8) Calceolaria herbeohybrida
9) Mississippi Highway 9
10) Pegasus Mail
11) Guruvaar
12) Just a Game

... I love the fact my band is apparently named after a moth genus and the CD is named after a flower genus. >>; XD

Sometimes, my mind terrifies me.

Through some burst of random, my mind posed the question...

"Is the act of trading in roosters called Cockmongering?"

The following scene then played in my mind. Medieval Times. An old, pastoral family-run chicken farm on the outskirts of a village. Years of In-breeding has dwindled the productivity of the chickens, and now the owner, an honest farmer, wishes to, so to speak, introduce some new blood into the chicken family lineage.

Suddenly, a cart rolls down the dirt cobblestone path, The cart is loaded with cages with roosters of all shapes and sizes. A small, spritely-looking man leaps off the cart and approaches the farmer.

"Word in town goes you need a new rooster. Well, fear not! I, (insert overly elaborate medieval name here) the first, Grade A Cockmonger, is here to assist you with all your fowl schemes!"

... Yes, my mind terrifies me sometimes. Oh yes.

Further terrifyingness:

Lurrvurr ... leee says:
i find it funny they are called space pirates. its like.. dogs and humans ...

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
XD

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Space Pirates! Now a taxonomical classification

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
Arrpiratus Spatialus

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
... FUCKIT. Now I have a goddamn road runner metroid cartoon in my head

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
SAMUS ARAN Hotchickus Inarmorus

SPACE PIRATE Anthrobuggus Arrmateyus

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
...

StellarWind Elsydeon says:
The very idea of Samus speed-boosting, then stopping in midair, going all "MEEP MEEP!" and hyperjumping into the atmosphere amuses me. >>;;;

An even more terrifying thing is that the closest thing to the Road Runner in the Metroid-verse is the Dachora, and one of them actually teaches Samus the speed-boost-hyperjump technique. I guess that means something in some cosmic manner... >>;

Is Mother Brain an ACME product?