SPAM Poetry. XD

As if the Ivydong thing isn't roflworthy enough, just trying to read this forces me into a drrrrrrramatic rrrrrrrolling arrrrrrr voice.

This is possibly the most epic spam I've recieved in a while. xD

Edit: One thing I forgot to mention is the spam's title ("Give freedom to your dreams") and how bloody poetic it is. Give it a few years and the poetry of Mindi Viscera will be taught alongside the great classics of Emily Dickinson, William Shakespeare and... that other guy.

You know, the insomniac. The one who takes walks in snowy forests in the middle of the bloody night. You know, the one who has had the same bloody promises-to-keep-and-miles-to-go-before-I-sleep for bloody decades. GET IT DONE ALREADY. QUIT PROCRASTINATING. Damnit. >>;

Even more creative SPAM.

On one of my secondary emails, titled "Mccain Says Unsure If Obama A Secret Hippopotamus." The only content on it was a link (which was probably a virus so I didn't click it) and the caption "Unemployed To Be Used For Soup."

Well, that's ONE way to solve economic crises.