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Sep. 25th, 2008 04:48 pmSilly Ganondork, blowing old sentient NES peripherals up. I still fail to understand just what the fuck was Ganondorf's interest in subspace-nuking the entire multiverse.
But eh, It's Smash. it's not supposed to make sense.
... kinda like Kingdom Hearts but less lame.
... Cross KH and Brawl and you get the ultimate bad fanfic, Which all abruptly ends when Kirby inhales Sora, then he gets an identity crisis and proceeds to murder the entire -eff-ing multiverse, Leaving nobody to tell the tale.
That Nobody of course being Silver the Hedgehog (or should I say Xodwash?), who then goes back in time and is determined on killing Kirby rather than Sora because Kirby is pinker.
The episode ends on a cliffhanger. Will Xodwash save the world? Will Kirby inhale him and turn into the SUPERIOR LIFEFORM and end up fighting shadow for the title in an epic blood match?
... Which will only result in the return of Mewtwo who will HAVE TO claim his lost title... Which will lead to a bitchfight with Lucario...
In which both combatants will be believed dead... But truth is they'd be just sealed for a thousand years. Their place in the Smash roster will be taken by a mysterious generation five pokeymans with multiple formes, which will make Zelda/Shiek pissed off because shapeshifting is her gimmick. And as everyone knows if Zelda's in trouble Link goes berserk.
So it'll be like Link and Zelda in a double battle vs this pokeymans and Mr. Game and Watch, because Game and Watch is fucking awesome.
While all this happens, Snake will be on a Plane, Lucas will be emo-ing, Ness will be missing his mom, Wario will try to hypnotize people to obey him and destroy Mario, Luigi will be MAMA LUIGI, Mario will know how a meatball feels and Yoshi will go to sleep, because, as they say in brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm.. OR IS IT THE BAGEL?!
... and Toon Link will be retired and replaced with CDi Link, Who just can't -WAIT- to bomb dodongos and is so hungry he could eat an Octorok.
... and all this time Robotnik would invent his PINGAS, As a result of trying to CUT THE MONITORS.
... did I miss anything?
Edit: Racie's response to this whole thing...
Racie says:
FALCON PUUUUNCH!
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
.... Touché, Racie. XD
Racie says:
(the world-exploding kind preferably)
But eh, It's Smash. it's not supposed to make sense.
... kinda like Kingdom Hearts but less lame.
... Cross KH and Brawl and you get the ultimate bad fanfic, Which all abruptly ends when Kirby inhales Sora, then he gets an identity crisis and proceeds to murder the entire -eff-ing multiverse, Leaving nobody to tell the tale.
That Nobody of course being Silver the Hedgehog (or should I say Xodwash?), who then goes back in time and is determined on killing Kirby rather than Sora because Kirby is pinker.
The episode ends on a cliffhanger. Will Xodwash save the world? Will Kirby inhale him and turn into the SUPERIOR LIFEFORM and end up fighting shadow for the title in an epic blood match?
... Which will only result in the return of Mewtwo who will HAVE TO claim his lost title... Which will lead to a bitchfight with Lucario...
In which both combatants will be believed dead... But truth is they'd be just sealed for a thousand years. Their place in the Smash roster will be taken by a mysterious generation five pokeymans with multiple formes, which will make Zelda/Shiek pissed off because shapeshifting is her gimmick. And as everyone knows if Zelda's in trouble Link goes berserk.
So it'll be like Link and Zelda in a double battle vs this pokeymans and Mr. Game and Watch, because Game and Watch is fucking awesome.
While all this happens, Snake will be on a Plane, Lucas will be emo-ing, Ness will be missing his mom, Wario will try to hypnotize people to obey him and destroy Mario, Luigi will be MAMA LUIGI, Mario will know how a meatball feels and Yoshi will go to sleep, because, as they say in brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm.. OR IS IT THE BAGEL?!
... and Toon Link will be retired and replaced with CDi Link, Who just can't -WAIT- to bomb dodongos and is so hungry he could eat an Octorok.
... and all this time Robotnik would invent his PINGAS, As a result of trying to CUT THE MONITORS.
... did I miss anything?
Edit: Racie's response to this whole thing...
Racie says:
FALCON PUUUUNCH!
StellarWind Elsydeon says:
.... Touché, Racie. XD
Racie says:
(the world-exploding kind preferably)
