Spike Milligan FTW.

"A peanut sat on the railroad track
His heart was all aflutter
The five-fifteen came rushing by
Toot toot! Peanut butter."

This is officially one of the best. things. Ever.

http://jamesoff.net/site/fun/random-recipe-generator/

Thanks to arckyosuke for alerting me to this gem's existence. XD