... Ow.

So what do you get when you cross Dragonlance and Wimbledon?

...

Tennis Half-Elf.

(It's all a load of racket, anyway).

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"This little bugger is called a Waterstrider - and if its kind had a bit more brain, they'd probably treat it as some kind of a theological figure."

"Actually, I have another picture of a pair of water striders... creating the next generation on the water's surface... but for consideration of politically-correctness, I will refrain from showing it."

My chemistry prof. in action. The guy wins worlds. XD

Another fine example: This was a month or so back, when in the middle of a lecture, precisely when he said "This X...", alarm klaxons went off in the lecture hall due to some inexplicable reason. Without a pause for confusion, he says "I'm terribly sorry. It's NOT this X."

And while we wait for the klaxons to shut up so class can resume, he walks up to the blackboard and writes down, in large letters "So, Who's the Composer?"

Best. Class. Ever.