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Would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off then you are?
... Or would you rather be a mule?

A mule is an animal with long, funny ears
He kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny and his brain his weak,
He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak.
And by the way, if you hate to go to school...
You may grow up to be a mule!

Oh, would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off then you are?
... Or would you rather be a fish?

A fish is an animal that swims in a brook,
He can't write his name or read a book.
To fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught!
If that sort of life is what you wish...
You may grow up to be a fish!

Oh, would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off then you are?
... Or would you rather be a pig?

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face,
his shoes are a terrible disgrace.
He's got no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude!
But if you don't care a feather or a fig...
You may grow up to be a pig!

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you see quite a few
So you see, it's all up to you
You could be better than you are,
You could be swinging on a star!

You could be swinging on a star!

You could be swinging on a star!