MY MIND. THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Nov. 11th, 2007 10:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stellarwindMe: PokéMon is being taken over by french people. I mean, the D/P protagonist, Fantina... What next, a baguette Pokémon?!
Racie: Well.. mime jr >______>
Me: ... DAMNIT. Now I have Mime Jr. and Fantina in my head.
... and Mime Jr. is singing 'You Touch My Tralala.' and Fantina is like 'WTF?! I'M OUTTA HERE.' And flies off on her fucking beehive helicopter head. Soon enough an army of enraged Vespiquens follow her, declaring her the everlasting queen of the swarm.
Meanwhile, Mime Jr.'s dreams of pimphood are crushed and he commits suicide by eating HIS OWN ICE CREAM SHAPED HEAD. CSI Jubilife arrive on the scene (in a Hummer, of course...). Out emerges Flint in sunglasses to the 'Shaft' theme. Cynthia arrives on the scene, looking totally excited about her latest case, and looks for bullet fragments all over the place before realizing that there are NO bullets anywhere, while a psychic talks to the mime jr. corpse while determining the cause of its death (as if the gaping lack of head isn't obvious enough). Flint makes a snide sarcastic comment, because he's one bad mother ("SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" "I was just talking about Flint!" "Then we can dig it!").
Into the scene rushes Miror B who's offended by the fact there's ANOTHER Afro-guy all of a sudden. Flint and Miror B go into a battle of 'fros by firing their lazors from it, except that Miror B wins because his fro is a Pokéball and Flint gets caught >>
Miror B proceeds to chicken-dance out of the scene while Cynthia and the psychic stare at each other going all "... O... Kay."
Zoom out. Fantina is STILL flying with a swarm of bug-types behind her, poised to strike at that little Skank Phoebe in Hoenn.
Rolling end credits to 'What A Wonderful World'.
TEH EEEEEEEEND.
And all this while, Racie was like.. o_________o
My mind REALLY scares me sometimes. <<
Racie: Well.. mime jr >______>
Me: ... DAMNIT. Now I have Mime Jr. and Fantina in my head.
... and Mime Jr. is singing 'You Touch My Tralala.' and Fantina is like 'WTF?! I'M OUTTA HERE.' And flies off on her fucking beehive helicopter head. Soon enough an army of enraged Vespiquens follow her, declaring her the everlasting queen of the swarm.
Meanwhile, Mime Jr.'s dreams of pimphood are crushed and he commits suicide by eating HIS OWN ICE CREAM SHAPED HEAD. CSI Jubilife arrive on the scene (in a Hummer, of course...). Out emerges Flint in sunglasses to the 'Shaft' theme. Cynthia arrives on the scene, looking totally excited about her latest case, and looks for bullet fragments all over the place before realizing that there are NO bullets anywhere, while a psychic talks to the mime jr. corpse while determining the cause of its death (as if the gaping lack of head isn't obvious enough). Flint makes a snide sarcastic comment, because he's one bad mother ("SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" "I was just talking about Flint!" "Then we can dig it!").
Into the scene rushes Miror B who's offended by the fact there's ANOTHER Afro-guy all of a sudden. Flint and Miror B go into a battle of 'fros by firing their lazors from it, except that Miror B wins because his fro is a Pokéball and Flint gets caught >>
Miror B proceeds to chicken-dance out of the scene while Cynthia and the psychic stare at each other going all "... O... Kay."
Zoom out. Fantina is STILL flying with a swarm of bug-types behind her, poised to strike at that little Skank Phoebe in Hoenn.
Rolling end credits to 'What A Wonderful World'.
TEH EEEEEEEEND.
And all this while, Racie was like.. o_________o
My mind REALLY scares me sometimes. <<
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Date: 2007-11-11 02:25 pm (UTC)But then Miror B showed up and beat Flint, so it's all cool in the end.
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