So. Final SSBB Roster revealed. And personally I think that the developers should jump into a volcano.
Oh, don't get me wrong - some of the lineup looks awesome. I'm dying to actually play this. It's just that, well...
Sakurai goes about, dramatically declaring that there will be no clone characters in Brawl - and yet, surprise surprise - we get a whole fucking herd of them. Why exactly did we need Wolf O'Donnel AND Falco? Or Toon Link? >>;
AND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ONLY ONE METROID PLAYABLE CHARACTER?!
(ahem)
On other news.
From the 'charms RP forum's character bio thread.
Most epic n00b post ever. I CAN HAS RPG GAME?
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Oh, don't get me wrong - some of the lineup looks awesome. I'm dying to actually play this. It's just that, well...
Sakurai goes about, dramatically declaring that there will be no clone characters in Brawl - and yet, surprise surprise - we get a whole fucking herd of them. Why exactly did we need Wolf O'Donnel AND Falco? Or Toon Link? >>;
AND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ONLY ONE METROID PLAYABLE CHARACTER?!
(ahem)
On other news.
From the 'charms RP forum's character bio thread.
Most epic n00b post ever. I CAN HAS RPG GAME?
Edit:

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Date: 2008-01-30 11:39 pm (UTC)But really, I'm satisfied with the roster - I just want the bloody game to come out already!
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Date: 2008-01-31 12:34 am (UTC)That's one of those things that I hear people mentioning a lot, but I've never seen a source for it.
At any rate, I'm cool with the roster. The game will still be a blast to play. *shrugs*
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Date: 2008-01-31 06:50 am (UTC)Ah n00bs.. we're a dying race for being amusing. xD
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Date: 2008-01-31 12:37 pm (UTC)And catn00b is so much win XD