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[100]«baratron» sorry to go silent for ages - i'm busy playing the game called "fit in the damn dishwasher, damn you"
[100]«baratron» the rules are simple
[100]«baratron» every time i manage to squeeze another item into the "full" dishwasher, i score a point
[100]«baratron» every time the dishwasher manages to prevent me from adding another item, it wins a point
[100]«baratron» the aim of the game is to outwit an inanimate object
·Dysschema· ... I'm seriously giggling here XD
[100]«baratron» so far i'm winning - i managed to squeeze in an extra two big mugs and one bowl by conceeding one small glass
·Dysschema· sometimes you've got to sacrifice a pawn D
·Dysschema· xD
[100]«baratron» but the bastard has decided to cheat by declaring that it's out of salt
·Dysschema· "Quick, break out the ionic compound gameshark!"

~*~ moments later... ~*~

[100]«baratron» I WIN!
[100]«baratron» the dishwasher tried to eat me, as usual
[100]«baratron» and it gained a point by getting some ick from a dirty dish over the left arm of my top
[100]«baratron» but i gained that point back on the basis that i need to wash this top after today *anyway*
·Dysschema· And there was much rejoicing. ^^
[100]«baratron» i tell you, it's really embarrassing if the dishwasher wins.
[100]«baratron» ESPECIALLY if someone else unloads it after it's been run, and points out to me how i could have fitted another 2 or 3 items in.
·Dysschema· adding salt to injury, eh?
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