The True Genesis of Pekinese Dogs

[stellarwind]

As envisioned by my twisted mind. Apologies to the Chinese. No offense intended.

Kess: Pekiwhattens were bred to look like lions, because it's a sacred animal and the Chinese couldn't have lions. So they made "lion-dogs".

Me: They don't look like lions, though. they look like... Punched-in-the-face little fucks.

Kess: I think the people whom bred Pekinese hadn't ever seen a lion.

Me: Or maybe they were too busy getting in the car to get a good look...

Kess: Or doing monk-kung-fu.

Me: "Today, we tlavel to the Aflican Savannahs to captule a glimpse of the sacled lion, so that we may bleed a bleed of dog that would look like one! Can you imagine the excitement? ^_____^"

"RAWR I'M A LION! >:3"

"HOLY YING-TING-TONG, IT'S A LION, GET IN THE CAL!"

... Imagine a lion running majestically through the savanna, looking all RAWR, charging blindly into a small compact Chinese bootleg of a Hummer.

SPLAT!

Kess: Ying ting tong. XD

Me: By the time it peels its face off the windshield, sliding off cartoonishly, the mental image was forever burned into the mind of our intrepid Shaolin explorers.... and thus was the Pekinese dog born. By breeding tiny little fuckers and running them over with bootleg Hummers.

... they were probably foot powered. Like in the Flintstones.



BEHOLD, THE CHINESE HUMMEL, A MALVEL OF MODELN SCIENCE!

Comments

[demonoflight.livejournal.com]

I was at the university today (went to pick up my registration kit) and I looked for you. The chances of finding you among over 10,000 students was VERY SLIM, but hey, I tried!

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

Well, considering the campus I study in is the one in Givat Ram (which explains why I have to wake up in ungodly hours to make it to the blasted O-chem course at 8 AM ><) And I was pretty well in classes most of the day, yeah. Us running into each other would have probably been unlikely. XD

(Not to mention I probably wouldn't have recognized you even if we did run into each other, given the fact the only clue I have regarding how you actually look like stems from random anime-style doodles. ^^;)

Ah well. We'll get around to actually meet sometime. xD

[demonoflight.livejournal.com]

...but why the crud do you live here if you study there? That doesn't make any sense!!! Good thing the 28 arrives there in a fairly short time... -_-;

We will, damn it! We can't live in the same neighborhood and not meet.

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

(Shrugs) I needed to have a room on my own. This was the only place that had single rooms - All the dorms around Givat Ram were double rooms, and yeah. I need my space. XD

And yeah, 'fairly short' if the traffic lights along the way are feeling beneficial. <<; The bus system around this city needs reworking. ^^;

[demonoflight.livejournal.com]

Just the bus system? The whole city needs reworking if you ask me. >_>

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

I think I'm inclined to agree actually. XD