Sep. 3rd, 2003

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And boy, it WAS wierd.

It started off as what appeared to be a battle tournament. There was this one guy in a purple suit, who was up against two ninjas, one with the power of invisibility, another one with a rather powerful range attack. I think that it was a tag team match, because the two ninjas seemed to be allied, and the purple guy had a guy in a white karate GI as his teammmate. And apparantly, I was controlling a character which wasn't seen and was mainly a ttacking the Ninjas. After a bit of a long battle, the team leader of the two Ninjas walks in, who was a rather strange looking purple guy (kinda like a crossbreed of Freiza and a snake, really. ;P) who embarks on a speech about how he doesn't plan to SAVE the world, but take over it. Then he seems to break his team members' belts and his team's flag (a purple banner with something i can't remember on it) which is replaced by a yellow one with a snake on it.

That's where i'm back in my own body, and apparantly, the evil purple guy and his lackeys are after me. Most of the dream took place around a large library like construct, and mostly consisted of me hiding (and assisted by two RL people, who are in turn declared outlaws) in various forms. Eventually I manage to hide in a book cabinet whilst the two RL people manage to escape (i'm unnoticed, for some reason, and so the bulk of the chase is after them). They somehow manage to escape to this small island consisted of mostly a large mountain with a cave on it. For some reason, this is a claynimation sequence. Then they emerge from the cave somehow and sail back out the same way they got there in the first place, followed by a large thing with claws. Back to the library construct, I'm still behind the book case. I try to move a bit, and the thing shakes, catching the attention of a guard. A meow from me makes him think that it's just a random cat and so he heads off. I then get out of the bookcase, and run like a madman (and this guard notices me again and goes after me with what I think was a Taser which wasn't charged enough yet). In some bizzare way, the two RL people i mentioned earlier walk back in and take out the guard whilst I somehow find myself in a dark tunnel. One can barely see, but the walls are metal.
Anyway, I head down the tunnel rather slowly, finally reaching the exit, which is blocked by a metal door with two halves. Seems like blue sparks are emitting from the space. Someone was trying to cut through. That's when I realized that this tunnel was what the bad guys were after because there was something in it. Then the door is cut open and my sleeve is grabbed by one of the head honcho badguys - a mad scientist type guy. Determined to protect whatever it is that's in this tunnel, I emit a shout of "You meet your death today!" and start bashing the guy's head against the walls, running back and forth through the tunnel, continuing to bash his head against the walls and ceiling, saying something like "This is a long tunnel... by the time i'm done with you, you'd pray the goddess will declare you a Yo-Yo!". Anyway, in the last interval where i'm headed back towards the entrance, someone walks in through how i got into the tunnel and stops me. She's with the good guys though. The mad scientist guy is no where to be seen now, and we head back towards the exit (sealed off again) and pulls out what looks like an important circuit from a box above the door. The tunnel lights up and the door opens, revealing a small mecha room, with a bunch of Sharpedo-shaped sea motorcycle things, there i meet the two RL people. We talk a bit, then the two of them get on two sharpedo-cycles and drive off. Now the battle is over (I dunno how, it just is) and I walk out of the mecha room into what looks like the sea. At least i know because the water is salt water and there's people there. And it's blue, but not unnaturally blue. And for some reason, it all seems to be inside a huge grass and trees and stuff park (it's probably manmade.) The water reaches about my shoulders (my outfit mysteriously shaped itself into something water resistant and shorter) and anyway, the rest of the dream involved me semi-wading semi-swimming through said lake/sea/whatever (and around various groups of NPCs), said lake/sea/whatever unleashing waves at permanent intervals. And then I eventually get out of there and onto the grassy beach (screw physics, this is war), sitting on this large rock construct and somehow remember I forgot my guitar in the complex (What the hades?) only to find it on the grass nearby. I pick it up, and so the dream ends.

THIS. WAS. STRANGE. Yup yup.

And to finish this entry, a moment of Babelfish:

Original English Text:
The cow says "Moo"!

French and back to English:
The cow indicates the "Moo" !

German and back to English:
The cow shows "Moo" on; !

Italian and back to English:
The cow extension the "Moo" over; !

Portuguese and back to English:
The extension of the cow "Moo" on;

Spanish and back to English:
The extension of "Moo" of the ignited cow;

My, didn't realize Babelfish is a pyromaniac.
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- The effort of waking up at morning usually leaves us exhausted for the rest of the day.

- Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get mad, they're a mile away and barefoot.

- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you DO succeed, DO attempt not to look astonished.

- If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

- Always speak softly and sweetly, in case that someday you'll have to swallow your words.

- Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

- Be wary of strong drink. It can make you do silly things like shooting at tax collectors. And Miss.

- If you ever get something that says "Send this to all you know", pretend you don't know me.

- 'Tis best to shut up and be considered an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

- If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

- He who eats alone - Probably doesn't have schizophrenia.

- Organization skill is determined by the ability to plan ahe...

- 'Conclusion' is the point when someone got tired of thinking.

- Pessimism isn't that bad. If something goes wrong, the pessimists usually made a backup.

- Protect plantlife: Eat more herbivores!

- Watch out! I know Karate! And some other Japanese words, too!

- To err is human. To really frell things up, it takes a computer.

- If you do a good deed, demand a reciept. Y'know, in case heaven is like the IRS.

- Don't steal. The government hates competition.

- Suicide is like telling the universe "You can't fire me! I quit!"

- Don't put off 'till tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

- We're all illiterate telepaths - We can't read minds.

- Even if God saves, Satan usually gets the rebound.

- Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into
their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different

- There's no such thing as "Virginity". When it comes down to it, Life screws us all.

- Remember: The empty half of the glass is actually full of air.

- Remember: If nobody's perfect and you're nobody, you're perfect.

- Alan Harrison's Law: Though you'd rather hit a person than a wall, a wall can't press charges.

- Mary Kay Ash's Law: Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.

- John Cleese's Law: There's only one thing in the world worse than being witty, and that is not being witty.

- Marcus Cole's Law: If you're going to have delusions, at least go for the really satisfying ones.

And always remember:

A sense of humor is the different between ambition and achievement!

Beware the Green Cheese at Midnight!

~ Stel.

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