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Sometimes I wonder if the only way to end the Middle Eastern conflict is to simply end the Middle East.

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"DESCRIBE WHAT IRVING VOLD VALERIA... LOOKS LIKE!"
"He's... White-haired!"
"And?"
"... He's got a crutch!"
"Does he look like a bitch?"
"YES ACTUALLY."
"... Can't argue with that."

~ Why Wild ARMs and Pulp Fiction should never mix.

For extra Lolz, imagine the part of Jules performed by Knight Blazer form, as voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.