Imagine if Portal's protagonist was male.
Jan. 14th, 2008 12:51 am... Samuel Chell Jackson.
Enough is ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING CAKES THAT ARE MOTHERFUCKING LIES! STRAP YOURSELVES IN! I'm opening the fucking PORTAL.
Enough is ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THOSE MOTHERFUCKING CAKES THAT ARE MOTHERFUCKING LIES! STRAP YOURSELVES IN! I'm opening the fucking PORTAL.