WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[stellarwind]

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WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.

They're not bad. It's just that I cannot even BEGIN to make any fucking sense of their anatomy and IS THAT A TAIL JET ENGINE and AN OFFICIAL REVELATION OF SOMETHING THAT WASN'T EVEN ANNOUNCED IN JAPAN - IN THE US FIRST - ?!

If this wasn't on the official site I'd call bullshit. But they're kinda nifty. So there. I like how it seems that the Black Legendary is White's and the White Legendary is Black's.

With a name like 'Zekrom' I suspect Dark/Steel. Though I wonder what the hell Reshiram is. o-o

Also dying to know what the hell their storyline is. How does one conquer the over-the-topness of Arceus?

Lucas: Alright let's see here, we've got time and space, every human emotion, every natural element and nature itself, life and death... What do we go for next?
Dawn: Only one place left to go. We go for God!
Lucas: Ah, wait, no, we've got that one too.
Cut to a board room with a banner reading "Pokemon: The Fifth Generation" and some executives trying to think of ideas.
Executive: Fffffffuck.

Comments

[demonoflight.livejournal.com]

B-but they are so epic!

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

... That's the thing. THEY ARE. The more I look at them the more I like them. o-o