WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[stellarwind]

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WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.

They're not bad. It's just that I cannot even BEGIN to make any fucking sense of their anatomy and IS THAT A TAIL JET ENGINE and AN OFFICIAL REVELATION OF SOMETHING THAT WASN'T EVEN ANNOUNCED IN JAPAN - IN THE US FIRST - ?!

If this wasn't on the official site I'd call bullshit. But they're kinda nifty. So there. I like how it seems that the Black Legendary is White's and the White Legendary is Black's.

With a name like 'Zekrom' I suspect Dark/Steel. Though I wonder what the hell Reshiram is. o-o

Also dying to know what the hell their storyline is. How does one conquer the over-the-topness of Arceus?

Lucas: Alright let's see here, we've got time and space, every human emotion, every natural element and nature itself, life and death... What do we go for next?
Dawn: Only one place left to go. We go for God!
Lucas: Ah, wait, no, we've got that one too.
Cut to a board room with a banner reading "Pokemon: The Fifth Generation" and some executives trying to think of ideas.
Executive: Fffffffuck.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, just wanted to say that shiramu (白む) and kuromu (黒む) are both Japanese words. Kuromu maybe isn't in your J<->E dictionary, but it's definitely in Japanese dictionaries.

Shiramu means "turning white" or "growing white", kuromu means "turning black" or "tinged with darkness". They're used especially with regard to the sky, as in "the sky grows white at dawn" or "the sky is tinged with darkness at night".

The Re and Ze may come from Rei (レイ) and Zero (ゼロ), which both mean "zero". That's just a guess.

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... Which makes me wonder if that's the reason that Reshiram is on the Black version cover and Zekrom is on the White version cover... Maybe they're polar opposites that are changing polarity. o-o