This may be the best thing I've heard all day.

[stellarwind]

Scientists to analyse Ozzy Osbourne's genome to find out why he is still alive.

On a side note, that IS a good question.

On another side note, the creature that Meguroko is based on is flipping adorable. (Caution, huge image in link).

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[sike-saner.livejournal.com]

Aww, it's all stripety! ^^

...On a partially random note, why has my brain decided that that pokémon evolves into a Crocostimpy?

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

Probably because of magic or some shit. ^^

[sike-saner.livejournal.com]

X3 Yep, that sounds about right.

[beepcat.livejournal.com]

I did hear about him saying he wanted to donate his body to science and joking about having his longevity studied, so being the Daily Mail I wouldn't be surprised if they extrapolated the entire article from that remark =x

_{basically what I'd like to say is fuck the daily mail}

In other news, CAMEL SPIDER INVADES ENGLISH HOME AND SPRAYS ACID ALL OVER DOG

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

... Oh my god, it was THEM?! XD I didn't remember that was where THAT frelling priceless article was. THEY'RE ACTUALLY INSECTS WHO CAN TRIGGER HEART ATTACKS BY HISSING!

[kapostrophe.livejournal.com]

Never mind Ozzy, I say perform zombie tests on Keith Richards. HOW. Look up "HOW?!" in the dictionary and read :How - disbelief that someone who's done as many varients of drugs and intaking as this fellow has in his lifetime; still lives.

... Not that I can talk. 8D

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDD

I don't remember which comedian once said that but I remember one at least saying that when the nuclear holocaust happens, all that will remain will be Keith Richards and two roaches... And he'd probably ask the Roaches if he didn't happen to smoke their uncle once. XD