This may be the best thing I've heard all day.

[stellarwind]

Scientists to analyse Ozzy Osbourne's genome to find out why he is still alive.

On a side note, that IS a good question.

On another side note, the creature that Meguroko is based on is flipping adorable. (Caution, huge image in link).

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[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

... Oh my god, it was THEM?! XD I didn't remember that was where THAT frelling priceless article was. THEY'RE ACTUALLY INSECTS WHO CAN TRIGGER HEART ATTACKS BY HISSING!