This may be the best thing I've heard all day.

[stellarwind]

Scientists to analyse Ozzy Osbourne's genome to find out why he is still alive.

On a side note, that IS a good question.

On another side note, the creature that Meguroko is based on is flipping adorable. (Caution, huge image in link).

Comments

[beepcat.livejournal.com]

I did hear about him saying he wanted to donate his body to science and joking about having his longevity studied, so being the Daily Mail I wouldn't be surprised if they extrapolated the entire article from that remark =x

_{basically what I'd like to say is fuck the daily mail}

In other news, CAMEL SPIDER INVADES ENGLISH HOME AND SPRAYS ACID ALL OVER DOG

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

... Oh my god, it was THEM?! XD I didn't remember that was where THAT frelling priceless article was. THEY'RE ACTUALLY INSECTS WHO CAN TRIGGER HEART ATTACKS BY HISSING!