This may be the best thing I've heard all day.

[stellarwind]

Scientists to analyse Ozzy Osbourne's genome to find out why he is still alive.

On a side note, that IS a good question.

On another side note, the creature that Meguroko is based on is flipping adorable. (Caution, huge image in link).

Comments

[sike-saner.livejournal.com]

Aww, it's all stripety! ^^

...On a partially random note, why has my brain decided that that pokémon evolves into a Crocostimpy?

[beepcat.livejournal.com]

I did hear about him saying he wanted to donate his body to science and joking about having his longevity studied, so being the Daily Mail I wouldn't be surprised if they extrapolated the entire article from that remark =x

_{basically what I'd like to say is fuck the daily mail}

In other news, CAMEL SPIDER INVADES ENGLISH HOME AND SPRAYS ACID ALL OVER DOG

[kapostrophe.livejournal.com]

Never mind Ozzy, I say perform zombie tests on Keith Richards. HOW. Look up "HOW?!" in the dictionary and read :How - disbelief that someone who's done as many varients of drugs and intaking as this fellow has in his lifetime; still lives.

... Not that I can talk. 8D