This may be the best thing I've heard all day.

[stellarwind]

Scientists to analyse Ozzy Osbourne's genome to find out why he is still alive.

On a side note, that IS a good question.

On another side note, the creature that Meguroko is based on is flipping adorable. (Caution, huge image in link).

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[kapostrophe.livejournal.com]

Never mind Ozzy, I say perform zombie tests on Keith Richards. HOW. Look up "HOW?!" in the dictionary and read :How - disbelief that someone who's done as many varients of drugs and intaking as this fellow has in his lifetime; still lives.

... Not that I can talk. 8D

[stellarwind.livejournal.com]

XDDDDDD

I don't remember which comedian once said that but I remember one at least saying that when the nuclear holocaust happens, all that will remain will be Keith Richards and two roaches... And he'd probably ask the Roaches if he didn't happen to smoke their uncle once. XD